ANNA-Well I done it. I got all decked out in my new overalls, plaid shirt, and my new high topped logger boots and went to that big shindig dinner down at the church. I got there in time for the morning service and they all shook my hand and said I was welcome to come in and join'em. I went on in and the only seat I could find was an empty spot next to Becky Sue Birnbaum so i took it. That ole Baptist preacher got up and went to preachin that fire and brimstone sermon and everybody else was really gettin into it and hollerin Amen an what have you. After about an hour and a half he ended the service and thanked the ladies for bringing so much food and eats for the big dinner and said we could eat as soon as it was ready. They was fried chicken, mashed taters, greenbeans, sweet taters, deviled eggs and all kinds of stuff to eat. For dessart they had all different kinds of pie, cobblers, and cake. I finally got full after my 4th. helpin. After the ladies got things cleared away they said they were about ready to start the dance. I went to lookin around to see if they was any purty girls there and right away I spotted Becky over in the corner by herself. Well the band was getting set up so I eased my way over there next to Becky and we began make'n small talk. The band got to goin and I asked Becky if she wanted to dance and she said yes. We got ta dancin and me and her danced tha whole shindig. We took a few breaks and I went an got her some punch several times. The first time I got her punch I snuck in a quart of moonshine and dumped it in that big ole punch bowl. Well as the afternoon wore on everybody was havin a high ole time dancin and drinkin punch even the preacher was feelin good cause it looked to me like he was tryin to do some of that break dancin stuff I saw on the TV. One time he would be standin up and the just fall over and wiggle around on the floor laughing like a crazy man. I turned on my manly charm and I think Becky took a liken to me. Anyway I asked her if she would like to go out on a date with me next Friday night and she said "sure". My problem is ANNA where do I take her. We got the old country diner down at the crossroads or do I take her to the big city about 50 miles away. I am afraid if'n I take her to the big city she'll want to go to one of them sushi bars I have heard about but I ain't eatin no raw fish and I sure ain't eatin no quiche. ANNA what should I do?