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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to
the United States. He stops the first person he sees
walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr.
American for letting me in this country!"

But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here
in America!" The person says "I no American, I

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you
for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his
hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not
an American".

He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you an
American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is
puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The Russian lady looks at her watch,
shrugs, and says . . . "Probably at work."

Boy if the above isant the truth,

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