[papajohn]

Thought they called them revenooers down in your neck-o-the-woods.

Nothing to fear. Brush up on your Spanish...wear your sombrero...and tell them you're an illegal alien who votes Democratic. Not only will they leave you alone, you'll probably get food stamps, free health care, and an Obama phone.

Give them an address south of the border and they may even run some guns down to you.

Roe

That's bloody brilliant, but I kinda doubt they'd buy it. I have a 40+ year history of steady employment and paying my taxes.......I'm clearly a Domestic Terrorist.

Frankly, I'm surprised they haven't sent the jack-booted thugs in..........yet.