[Barenjager]

...there's just not that much out there that gets our blood pumping...

Yeah...he says that here...all the while feverishly searching the auction sites for a Model 63...or a Model 18...or...or...or.... Mouse in one hand, beer in the other...pausing occasionally, with trembling hands, to wipe the beads of sweat from his brow, with a fistfull of that cash that's "burning a hole", as the bids go higher and higher...while he keeps me close at hand on speed dial, calls coming at all hours of the day and night...questions fired in such rapid succession, I have to remind him to breath occasionally......

Yeah...just not much out there....


Roe

 

[Barenjager]

...the IRS is after me big time.

Thought they called them revenooers down in your neck-o-the-woods.

Nothing to fear. Brush up on your Spanish...wear your sombrero...and tell them you're an illegal alien who votes Democratic. Not only will they leave you alone, you'll probably get food stamps, free health care, and an Obama phone.

Give them an address south of the border and they may even run some guns down to you.

Roe