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I ran across this story from the Ananova news service.
Can you just imagine what this was like?? :shock:

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Ananova:

Bit of a Fix for Bride and Best Man...

Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after
they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia.

The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend
of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.

Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of
wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing
before doctors could turn up.

Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the
local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles,
allowing the best man to get free.

The wedding party in Varazdin, Croatia, continued after the groom
announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than
his wedding, reported daily Slobodna Dalmacija.
 

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She musta been doing them keegle exercises to get a grip like that! :shock: If I'da been the groom I reckon I coulda seperated them myself, tho a doctor could likely have found work to do afterwords. :twisted:
 

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For Pete's sake, Riflemen, get a grip :wink:

(With apologies to BL)
 

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Suddenly the term "Honey your staying in tonight" doesn't seem quite as objectionable!
 

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Ever try one of them rubber expanding sink unpluggers? It's all a matter of fizzicks. for every action there is an OPPOSITE and equal reaction. And you all know how a screw works. If it screws in then it will screw out. for crying out loud riflemen!! And what's muscles got to do with anything? Life is good, BestLever
 

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Bestlever said:
And what's muscles got to do with anything?
:shock: :oops: Well, it appears to have everything to do with
the above story.... I mean they had to give her an injection to
relax her 'muscles'. :wink:

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BestLever said:
Ever try one of them rubber expanding sink unpluggers? It's all a matter of fizzicks. for every action there is an OPPOSITE and equal reaction. Life is good, BestLever

So you think he was stuck because of vacume type action?
I dunno, seems more men would get stuck if women were airtight. Never know tho, maybe they have a release valve we just dont know about & this poor girl was born sealed tight. :) Female biology has always held me in awe. Till something interesting comes up anyway.

I'v got a gun case with a release valve & sometimes it wont open without I use it, seems similar. Only thing is it floats because its air tight the way it is, are women supposed to float? My mom sinks, do you think her valves leaking? :cry: :lol:
 
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