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NIGHTRAIN,
Is this your wife....the one that eventually ran off? :wink:

Braveheart
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Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for
a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on
the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the
bathroom. They were very near a graveyard and one of them
suggested they do their business behind a head stone or
something.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought
she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive
underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was
lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on
one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other
husband and said , "This girl's night out thing has got to
stop right now. My wife came home last night without her
panties." "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine
came home with a card stuck to her butt that said,

"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU"
Thanks,
Gary

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Dang nab it. I new she done run off with that fireman. Said she liked big red trucks. :shock:
 
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