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My wife sent this to me via e-mail.Am I in trouble?This stuff can't be true,can it?WOW am I shocked and really need advice.

Confused in Idaho again.
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>Subject: men are like

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>Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the
>shit out of you.
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>Men are like ... Bananas ..... The older they get, the
>less firm
>they are.
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>Men are like ... Vacations ..... They never seem to be
>long enough.
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>Men are like ... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to
>change them.
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>Men are like ... Blenders ..... You need One, but
>you're not quite sure why.
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>Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &
>they usually head right for your hips.
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>Men are like ... Coffee ..... The best ones are rich,
>warm, & can keep you up all night long.
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>Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a
>word
>they say.
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>Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes
>are always 1/2 off.
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>Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take
>soooooooo long to mature.
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>Men are like ... Mascara ..... They usually run at the
>first sign
>of emotion.
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>Men are like ... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but
>only for a
>little while.
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>Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when
>they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how
>long it will last.
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>Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but
>not very bright.
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>Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones
>are taken, the rest are handicapped

Wow I just don't understand.Jayco
 

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FUNNY, BUT TRUE

Dear Jayco,
Sorry... but those statements are true; but all of them
are not true of all men. I think every man, and some women, have
some of these qualities, though.

But I think you've been married long enough that you already knew
these things! :roll: :wink:

ANNABELLE
 

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jayco: In your case I might suggest that you believe your wife :lol: Bestlever
 

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Bestlever you old Goverment Bond thanks for the insight.Jayco :lol:

Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take
>soooooooo long to mature.
 

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WHAT??

Jayco said:
Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take
soooooooo long to mature.
WHAT'S THAT, JAYCO?? DID I READ THAT RIGHT??
DID YOU POST THAT STATEMENT?? :shock:

ANNABELLE :lol: :wink:
 
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