[ALR]

The Army sleeps under the stars...
The Marines sleep under the stars...
The Navy navigates by the stars...
The Air Force judges hotels by stars...
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Pig Ninja]

Ain't that the truth!

 

[gunscrewguy]

Proud to have been an Airman. Though I transferred to the Army Reserves when Vietnam ended to finish out my obligations. GI Bill put me through college.

(and more comfortable)

AC

 

[Lastword]

All the service generals are sitting around the Pentagon deciding who is going to be in charge of the next war.

The Navy Admiral calls in a Seaman who busts down the door to the war room and the Admiral says, "see, our men are strong and tough."

The Army General calls in a private who shoots the Seaman and says, "See, our men are trained to kill.

The Marine General sees a young marine three floors up and calls him to jump down , and when he does he lands on the private and they both die. The General says, "See, our men are willing to die for the cause."

The Air Force General sees an Airman four floors up and tells him to jump down here. The Airmen tells the General to go **** himself. The General says, "see, our boys can think for themselves."