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Hi Folks!
I know we have some Texans on the board, and some nice folks from
'down under', so I thought I'd share this!
Annabelle 8)
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A Texas farmer goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an
Aussie farmer and gets to talking. The Aussie shows off his big
wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that
are at least twice that size!"

They walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his
herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replies, "We have long
horns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has died down when the Texan sees a
herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the
Aussie, "What are those?"

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have
any grasshoppers in Texas?"
 

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Thats funny Miss Anna for sure :lol: But I reckon Texas got as many border jumpers as the Ausies got grass hoppers. :p
 

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Oh now, Lever!! Ya didn't have to go there; that's
a whole nuther can of worms. :wink:

Anna
 

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I heard say that the hoppers was big in austrailia. Hard to get them to stay on a fishing hook though. Life is good, BestLever
 

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BL,
Ya gotta put a hole in 'um with a big bore and then use 50# test witha steel leader :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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