[bowhunter472401]

In my experience in peep huntin', I've found that the peeps that have the blue genetics in em are a lot more meaner ant tempremental. Them suckers will charge you if you just make eye contact. The peeps with the pink genetics are sissies and have a tendancy to run for cover at the first sign of danger. One blue peep turned on my hound once and he aint been the same since. Dan

 

[bowhunter472401]

I also have found out the breeding grounds for peeps, they flourish this time of year at your local Wal-Mart... I know because I work at Wal-Mart. There are yeller ones and blue ones and pink ones all over the place there right now.

 

[bowhunter472401]

I believe that Wind and Cleat should win the Nobel Peep Prize for their keen intellectual insight on awareness of the dangers of the peeps. This insight and awareness program they started may very well have preserved mankind on earth. Hopefully we won't be seeing "The Night of the Living Peeps" in the near future. Be kinda bad to see maimed and half eaten and dog chewed peeps comin after you at midnight. Dan

 

[bowhunter472401]

I was out mowing my yard this afternoon after a hard days work and i saw something running at the mower towards me..... PEEPS!!!!!! They weren't blue or green or yeller or pink.... I think they have crosed with the african peep. These were green and blue striped, like a zebra. I think the new species is the africanized killer peeps. I still aint got my yard mowed yet and my seat cushion is plum gone all thats left is a white gummy peep poo. Dan

 

[bowhunter472401]

Wind, I sure hope Cleat leaves the Easter Bunny alone..... If Cleat gets a hold of him, there will be a lot of disappointed kids and a few adults tomorow morning. Thinking about the microwave trap, reminds me of the movie Gremlins and I think a peep will eventually explode in there too. Dang things escaped out of walmart today, last report only a few yeller peeps were yet to escape, looks like they might be the runts of the litters and may not have the energy to make the escape and may become the spoils of the walmart associates in the next week. Terrifies me to go to work on Monday. Tempted to take my 39A to finish off those rascals but if I do I might get fired, Management don't know the ferociousnes of those peeps. Hopefully the peeps won't start cross breeding with the animal crackers, if that happens, they we are $%#& outta luck......... Dan