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Don't know about others here, but I can relate to several of these!
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


· Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

· The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

· Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

· Life is sexually transmitted

· Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

· The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

· Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

· Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

· Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 

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Thats funny :lol:
 

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I really enjoyed those; they do make you stop
and think...especially the one about the glue in
the bottle. :? Thanks, Deb.

Annabelle
 

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Hello Riflemen-I thought I knew everything but it's now clear I don't. I'll never again buy glue that hasn't set up and I don't know how nothing kills me :lol: Life is good, BestLever
 

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