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Take this IQ test; it may seem simple, but your answers
may surprise you. Have fun!

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First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person.
What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place,
you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as
you took for the first question.
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Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are____?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you
are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?!
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Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Add 10.
What is the total?
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it?

Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day.
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Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Answer: If you answered Nunu, this a description of you,
and not of the fifth daughter! Her name is Mary.
Read the question again.
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Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to a shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man, who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask; so simple!

SO HOW'D YOU DO?????
 

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I don't have time to take this but I'm sure my IQ is bigger than my bra size or at least I hope so. This looks like a fun test but I have to go do something so I'll take it tomorrow.
 

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:lol: :wink: :wink: I don't know RC......me and you both
got some big'uns!! Take it later, that's fine.

Anna
 

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Anna,
If she gets a good score it's because she wrote down the :?: 's and is looking up the answers :lol: :lol:
 

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:lol: :mrgreen: :shock: :lol: :wink:

I think she can do better than that, now! By the way,
Uncle Mike, how did you do??? :roll:

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Mike said: 2 rite an' 2 rong + the bonus rite.
do 2 rongs make one rite??
UncleM, what do you think?? :shock: I'm afraid to
ask which 2 you missed....... :lol: :wink:

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They all made me think & once that starts happening things take time. Taking your time on little puzzles & such usually clues you in on things what just dont look right. If your used to being wrong on the first go round then when things dont look right you learn to go over it again, least I did. Often times the second time thru it becomes clear what dont fit right & you can fix it up right nice. :D
I still got them all wrong. How the hell was I supozed to know Mary's fathers daughters would be her sisters? :roll: :lol:

Its good to see you around more Anna. :D
 
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I've seen this before---and will admit that I got the first one wrong! :oops: When I saw how it was going though, I took the time to think. Yep, leverdude, it sure does take time to think! Something most people don't do!
As my brothers would tease--thought I smelled something burning! (Only girl with 6 brothers----lots of teasing!! :roll: )
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RC, it's not too heavy on the math...just take it.
It's all in jest anyway :)

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I missed them all except for the first one. Oh well at least I know what my bra size is which is all the math I need. I don't do well at math at all.
 

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Yes, all women should know what their bra size
is..... otherwise 'things' could get squashed OR
just hang loose. :oops: :shock:

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Ok, how many cubic inches of, ummm, mammary meat are contained in a 44 double d underwire lift & seperate brassire? :D
 

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Leverdude, the smarta$$, asked: Ok, how many
cubic inches of, ummm, mammary meat are contained
in a 44 double d underwire lift & seperate brassire?
Let me see.....first off I must tell you that regardless of
how big a females breasts are, they're mostly composed
of fatty tissue...NOT mammary meat (that sounds just
like a man!!!) Next, the number in a bra size, i.e. 44,
is the measurement around the torso just below the
breasts....not the breasts themselves! It doesn't have
any relation to the cup size!

Now...for the DD cup size, and it doesn't matter if it's
a underwire, lift & separate, front-hook, back-hook,etc.
or not. After looking at this from a serious and most
scientific point of view, I have arrived at an answer
for the Neanderthal man. There would be approximately
32 cu.in. in each breast; this is an approximation cause
women have one breast that is slightly larger than the
other one.
So...there are ~64 cu.in. in a DD bra. 8)

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Yeah, & calling it fatty tissue wouldn't a got me in trouble right. :roll: :lol:
64 cubic inches huh? :shock: Do they make right & left breasted bras since ones bigger. I'v looked at a bunch & they always looked pretty even to me so maybe its insignificant. :)
Anyway, thanks Anna for turning bra sizes into something I understand.
Maybe I'll make a conversion chart in case women want to know just how much fatty tissue theyre carrying around. I'll patent it & get rich maybe. :D
 

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Leverdude,
The difference in the size of the breasts is very
small; it's the same principle as one eye is slightly
larger than the other. The bra cups are symetrical
in size; there's not one cup for the right and one
for the left.
Glad that I could be of help, Leverdude. If I were
you, I wouldn't make a chart or talk about women's
bra sizes. 8)

Anna
 

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Only missed the math one. That is tricky. I'm generally excellent at math.
 

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Which one was the math one? I thought they all had math in them which is why I missed them all except the first one and that was because I read the answer in this thread before I took it.
 
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