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Was a burglar doing this house. Was in the living room taking the TV when he heard “Jesus is watching you. Jesus is watching you.” Looked around and didn’t see anyone.
Was taking the jewelry from the bed room when he heard “Jesus is watching you. Jesus is watching you.” Looked around and didn’t see anyone.
Was taking the computer from the den when again he heard “Jesus is watching you. Jesus is watching you.” Was getting to him by now and so he looked real good. At last he found a parrot in the corner.
Burglar: “Is that you talking to me?”
Parrot: “Yes.”
Burglar: “What’s your name?”
Parrot: “Moses.”
Burglar: “Who named you Moses?”
Parrot: “The same person who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”
 

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