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> Subject: Virus alert
>
> There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
> hand.
>
> This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
> receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
> any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
> completely.
>
> If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
> two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as
> Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote
> repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
>
> You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
> friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
> life.
>
> Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
> Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE


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