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Just wanted to pass along this news from the corporate world. Please read carefully in case you own stock in these companies.

ANNABELLE 8)

Watch for these corporate consolidations in the near future:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers will join forces and become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become:
KnottNOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
 

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:shock: Darn now I have to go and realign my whole porfolio. I'll call my broker first thing tomorrow. :lol:

Larry
 

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ANNA-You just destroyed my whole portfolio. :? :? :shock: :(
 

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not me...

Nightrain, I'm soooo sorry that your portfolio is going to be ruined, but it's not my fault; I was trying to be nice and warn you. :(

And Larry, I hope that your broker can get your portfolio in order so that you won't suffer a big loss. I mean, being the chief cook and bottle washer in this joint can't pay that well! :wink: :lol:

Anna
 
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