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The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came.
The priest asked him to confess his sins and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a rock at Larry.”
“That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,” said the priest patiently.
“It wasn’t misguided at all,” said Little Johnny. “I hit him.”
 

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Johnny is a hoot..
 
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Little Johnny goes into the confessional and says "Father, I have fornicated with a schoolmate."
The Father says "Hmmm... this is a serious offense, you must tell me who it is."
"No Father, I cannot" says Johnny. Father says "Well, was it Susy Smith?" "Was it Sally Jones? "Was it Jane Johnson?"
Each time Little Johnny says he cannot reveal the girls name. The Father final gives him his penance and sends him on his way.
Little Ralphie is waiting for his friend Johnny and when Johnny returns Ralphie asks "Well, whadja' get?"
Little Johnny replies "Four Hail Mary's, five Our Father's, and three good leads!!"
 

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Smart boy!
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