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Here is my contribution to the Holiday Festivities. Please enjoy. :)

Ingredients:

1 cup of water, 1 cup of butter, 1 tsp. baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp.
salt, 1 cup brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, nuts, 1-40pounder of
Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.

Method:

Sample the Vodka to check for quality. Take a large bowl and check the
Vodka again. To ensure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink. Repeat.

Turn on electric mixer. Beat butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one
teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it is best to make sure Vodka
is shtill O.K. Try another cup, just in case. Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick
fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beatererers, pry it loose with a shrewglider.

Sample the Fodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a whatsit. Check the
Vodka. Now shift the lemon shuice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar or somefink elshe whatever you can find.

Greash the oven and place in the fridje. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and
try not to vall over. Donnt forgit to beat off the turner.

Finally throw the bowl through the winder, finishhh Vovkha an fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Deb
 

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That sounds like my kind of cake!!

Merry Christmas.

L.W.
 
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