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Possibly the best blonde joke ever

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant
for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little
bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum
deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she
has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular
basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks
the pharmacist.

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is
just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and
reads out loud from the container ..........

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM".

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Well, now, you can bet HER
(fill in the blank) don't stink!

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Hope she doesn't use Right Guard. That stuff is BAD :lol:
 

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If memory servs we used right guard (can) as propellant in the potato guns at last years 4th. party. Maybe it was hair spray - Yagermeister was also involved. 8)
 

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danurve said:
If memory servs we used right guard (can) as propellant in the potato guns at last years 4th. party. Maybe it was hair spray - Yagermeister was also involved. 8)
Hair spray .... the cheaper the better! Works for me! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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reloaderman said:
danurve said:
If memory servs we used right guard (can) as propellant in the potato guns at last years 4th. party. Maybe it was hair spray - Yagermeister was also involved. 8)
Hair spray .... the cheaper the better! Works for me! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Never ever use Oxy/Acetalyne. Never ever! :shock:
 

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danurve said:
If memory servs we used right guard (can) as propellant in the potato guns at last years 4th. party. Maybe it was hair spray - Yagermeister was also involved. 8)
Hold my Jagermeister and watch this!! :p
 

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danurve said:
If memory servs we used right guard (can) as propellant in the potato guns at last years 4th. party. Maybe it was hair spray - Yagermeister was also involved. 8)
Hold my Jagermeister and watch this!! :p
 
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