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A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and
orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip
out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar
and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat
after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we
promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for
myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second
round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I
wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his
eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and
I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers, though.":beerglass:
 

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Yep!
 

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Pretty funny.
 
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:beerglass::congrats::beerglass:
 

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Good story, thanks. DP
 
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:congrats:
 

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What's the difference between Babtists, Catholics and a Jews? The Catholics and Jews always say hello to each other in the liquor store....
 

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:biggrin:
 

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FUNNY!, and as my granddaughter woulD say "Pretty much" true. jack
 

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Now thats good stuff right there!!!
 

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Thanks for the laughs. I needed that very much. Take care and just keep on keeping on, John.
 
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