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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."

But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Abused old Jayco. :lol: :lol:

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Jayco, you missed a line in one of those answers.

"Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."

Of course, this also explains why married men are fatter than single men.

All in good fun. :lol:

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Now you know that ALL women don't think like that! One thing you should've learned from me by now....DON'T GENERALIZE!!

:? :roll: By the way, Jack, you're the one that brought it to our you must be the one thinking that way. :wink: :lol:

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