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Hi Anna!!
Glad to see you back!!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more peace in our lives.

By following the SIMPLE advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have
finally achieved inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you started".

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I finished
off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Champagne, a bottle of Bailey's, a
bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both my Darvocet
and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some Triscuits and
a box of milk chocolate covered cherries.

You have NO idea how FREAKING GOOD I feel. Please pass this on to all
those you feel are in need of inner peace!

:lol: :shock: :lol:


Deb :)
 

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Can you read me now??

Hi Deb! I'm impressed that you were even able to post, and you had some good stuff in your house. I think Dr.Phil's advice was good, but I don't think he meant it that way. I hope you have something for nausea, stomach cramps, explosive $hit$, headache and one helluva hangover! :shock:

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Anna ,Deb was doing just fine until the Triskets,that will put you down.
 

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Intrepid, I think she's going to be UP....up running to hug and/or sit on the porcelain throne! :shock:

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TRISCUT-----A human dog biscuit! :lol: :lol:
 

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Can't tell about Deb,could be a Outhouse with a moon.
 

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Trisquits, outhouse?

Now Nightrain! you know that a dog can't eat all that hay; but as for me....now that's a different story. I LOVE TRISQUITS!!!

Intrepid, Whether it's a porcelain throne or an outhouse, if Deb ate and drank all that she's gonna have the "runs"!

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I'm sorry if it offended you. Don't you and your friends ever joke around about such things?? I'm a lady, also and I found this humorous. It does take all kinds; if everyone were the same it would really be a boring world. We shouldn't resort to name-calling and get angry, though, when people don't agree with our opinion. :)

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Anna, the truth is, is that we don't joke about things like this. Maybe my friends joke about this stuff among themselves when I'm not around but, it just isn't me to do so, and they know that. In real life, I can't even use bad words without blushing. It's funny, someone said the F-word last week in my presence at the Elks Lodge and immediately looked right at me and apologized over and over
 
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