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I think its worth a try myself. :twisted:

FORWARDED IN THE NAME

OF PATRIOTISM


We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman
other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.






So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked
to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood
terrorists.



Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their
house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they
think
it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support
for
all American women.



And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at
your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless America

and

GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!


IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
 

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:p :p :p :p
 

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Gunjunkie said:
No, uh-huh.....It won't work if YOU do it GJ :twisted: Of course, they'd all be puking, so that might slow 'em down some... :p
 

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I better go find my lawn chair in the storage shed and go get me a 6 pack of Ballantine. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Works for me! :lol:
 

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TUBBY.. remember I live in College town . I am stocked on Bausch & Lomb lens cleaner and 4 pr of Binoculars.. :twisted:
 
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