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    John And Jill

    Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "marriage of the new millennium" -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however.

    She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!"

    Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it.

    "Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"

    Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love, enjoy!"

    Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."

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    She should have had breakfast in the living room while she was polishing the spokes on the bike. And waxing the tank.
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    Sounds like my first wife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rob42049 View Post
    She should have had breakfast in the living room while she was polishing the spokes on the bike. And waxing the tank.
    So many great replies to this come to mind but I will remain silent on the subject as someone might show the thread to "She whose name shall not be spoken aloud" (unless in very reverent terms...)
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    Time to go back to the wedding chapel and ask for a do-over....
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    Quoting from Indiana Jones: "He chose poorly"
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    The next morning she would have found a note, "meet me at the dinner."
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