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    Being six again

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

    One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

    The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
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    She shudda said something sooner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crankshaft45 View Post
    She shudda said something sooner!
    Amen, Boo! Should'a said something sooner? As men it is our solemn duty to read their minds! Any woman will say that they can read our minds!

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    well he shouldn't have got her that happy meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake then a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms now that dress size will go higher yet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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    Maybe she was already a size 4 and he was trying to help her reach her goal.
    That's my story
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    [QUOTE=gunscrewguy;7927059]Amen, Boo! Should'a said something sooner? As men it is our solemn duty to read their minds! Any woman will say that they can read our minds!
    That is easy we, but they don't believe us when they ask what are you thinking & you say nothing...
    What this country needs is a department of common sense!
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    A man can never read a womans mind and a woman only reads a mans mind when she wants to.
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    'Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong'. So true. I gave up trying years ago, and try not to listen.
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