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    Going to hell


    An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer getsdissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designingand building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning andflush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

    One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer,"So, how's it going down there in hell?"

    Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning andflush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer isgoing to come up with next." God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake --he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

    Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, andI'm keeping him."

    God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

    Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just whereare you going to get a lawyer?"
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    I thought you were posting a joke.This is too true to be a joke.
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    As a retiired Engineer I can identify with that story!!!
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    Heard a similar one before about a broken fence but still smiled again.

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    Lawyers. Have to say, when you need one get a good one. I did, I got one and it helped a lot. I was lined up to be toasted and deep fried. Close run thing.
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