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    Missing bike

    There were two ministers who met each Sunday morning riding to their particular church. They both enjoyed riding the bikes and talking. Then one Sunday one of the ministers was walking. "My what happened to your bike?"

    "Can you believe that someone in my congregation stole it?"

    "NO!," then an idea struck him, " You want to know how to get your bike back?"

    "Yeah."

    "Next Sunday give a fire and brimstone sermon on the Ten Commandments and when you get to the part about Thout shall not steal, just look out into the congregation and see who looks guilty."

    Well the next Sunday the minister comes riding up on his bike.

    "Hey I see my suggestion worked."

    "Well sort of, I was going along real good on the Ten Commandments and when I got to the part about Adultery I remembered where I left the bike."
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    "Welcome to my home, the locked door you just kicked in was for your protection, not mine!"

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