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    Two Black Eyes

    One Sunday while in church I was sitting behind a rather large older woman. When it was time to sing the final song everyone stood up except me. I was a little slow getting up.

    I noticed the lady in front of me had her dress stuck in the crack of her rear. It looked uncomfortable and I thought she must be embarrassed to reach back and pull it out. So being that I was freshly filled with Brotherly Love I decided I would help her out. So I reached up and pulled her dress out of the crack in her rear. Boy howdy was that a mistake. She turned around and punched me right in the left eye. I saw stars.

    So I recovered a little and decided she must like her dress stuck in the crack of her rear so I reached up and stuck it back in the butt crack. POW! She hit me in the other eye. Just goes to show "No good deed goes unpunished".
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    Sorry, reminded me of this...

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    It reminded me of that too.
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