Turkeys are normally plentiful around our place, but I have not seen any this year. The quail, however, are doing VERY nicely!
I am reminded of a late friend of mine who had a place aways out of town. I showed at his place one afternoon, walked into his shop, and said, "Man, Dave! What happened to your window screen?" "Turkeys," he replied. "Turkeys tore up your screen?," I asked. "No. They pooping in my driveway to the pond and I shot at them!," was the answer I got. This is, of course, a cleaned up version. Still makes me laugh to think about it.