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    Husbands

    A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked,* "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?

"Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't* remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their* husband - "I love you, Sweetheart"

Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and* read aloud the text message
they received in response to their message.

Below are 11 hilarious replies. If you have been married for quite* a
while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who
else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

1.* Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the hell did you do now?

7. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?

8. Am I* dreaming?

9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

10* I thought we agreed you wouldn't* drink during the day.

11 Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?


Kinda tugs at the heart, doesn't it!


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    That it pretty funny and accurate too. Joel lee
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    That's a good one.

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