10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
"Welcome to my home,the locked door you just kicked in was for your protection ,not mine!"
I like #3 she sold the ring for a FL. Vacation.
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Always liked #1.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
Play a Country song backwards and you'll get your dog, your truck, and your wife back!
There is a lot of truth to #9
NEVER FORGET WTC
Team 45-70 ~ #45
Team 1894 ~ #86
Team Browning ~ #41
Team Old Pharts ~ #103
Team Shotgun ~ #69
Team Winchester ~ #28
Team Remington ~ #21
Team Wheelgun ~ #38
H&R Trapdoor 45-70
Marlin 1895 45-70 XLR
Marlin 1894 44 Mag.
Browning Superposed 12ga
Browning BL 22 Grade 1 & 2
Winchester Mod. 70
Winchester Mod 94 (2)
Remington 700, 742, 1100
NRA Life Member
Firearms are like rabbits, they just seem to multiply.
Team 22 Magnum - # 42 Marlin 25MN
Team Browning - # 5 1958 Browning Light Twelve A5
Team 30-30 - # 897 1989 Marlin 30TK
Team 35 - #501 1974 336
Team 1894 - # 318 1979 Marlin .357 Carbine
Team 444 - # 624 1970 Centennial Edition
Team 60 - # 174 2000 Model 60
Team 39 - # 299 1960 39ACourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear. MARK TWAIN
All good songs.
Team 45-70 Member No. 268
Team 1894 Member No. 28
Marlin League Member No. 24
Team Old Pharts Member No. 88
Team ANZMO Member No. 7
Team Browning No. 73
Team Southpaw No. 49
THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS.
45-70 Government. The Only Government I Trust.................Period.
Here's a few more:
Get your tongue outta my throat cuz I'm kissin you goodby!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then have a frontal lobotomy!
Drop kick me Jesus thru the goalposts of life.