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    Top 10 country Western songs

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With A Few

    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

    And the Number One Country & Western song is...

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
    "Welcome to my home,the locked door you just kicked in was for your protection ,not mine!"

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    I like #3 she sold the ring for a FL. Vacation.

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    Always liked #1.
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    Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
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    Play a Country song backwards and you'll get your dog, your truck, and your wife back!
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    There is a lot of truth to #9
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    Team 45-70 ~ #45
    Team 1894 ~ #86
    Team Browning ~ #41
    Team Old Pharts ~ #103
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    Team Winchester ~ #28
    Team Remington ~ #21
    Team Wheelgun ~ #38


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    Team 22 Magnum - # 42 Marlin 25MN
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    All good songs.
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    Team 45-70 Member No. 268
    Team 1894 Member No. 28
    Marlin League Member No. 24
    Team Old Pharts Member No. 88
    Team ANZMO Member No. 7
    Team Browning No. 73
    Team Southpaw No. 49


    THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS.

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    Here's a few more:
    Get your tongue outta my throat cuz I'm kissin you goodby!

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then have a frontal lobotomy!

    Drop kick me Jesus thru the goalposts of life.

    Jim
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