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    In a Moment of Skratchness

    In Africa there was a tribal King, the king loved to be adored. He had the tribe build him a Great Hall Long House, it was timbered framed with a grass thatched roof, and had incredibly ornate carved posts.
    But the king felt he was not adored enough, so he had his best wood carver build him a Great chair. this was completed very quickly.
    The king asked for a new throne to be carved for him, and this was done very regularly. the kings aid asked where shall be hide the old thrones. His friend said lets stick them in roof.
    This went on for a few more years when the roof collapsed and the king was crush and eventually died.

    So the moral to this story is,












    " People in Grass Houses Shouldn't stow thrones".
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    Look out Skratch, moofy's getting inspired!
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    and to think I woke up and got out of bed for this.... ha,
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    Quote Originally Posted by skratch View Post
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