Good News or Bad News ,,,,
Results 1 to 8 of 8
Like Tree21Likes
  • 6 Post By skratch
  • 3 Post By marlinluvr
  • 2 Post By Blaine
  • 2 Post By Ac_Man1962
  • 2 Post By granpa52
  • 2 Post By Steven M.
  • 2 Post By Reload
  • 2 Post By moofy07

Thread: Good News or Bad News ,,,,



  1. #1
    Gun Wizard
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Bernardo, NM
    Posts
    2,184
    Member #
    25114
    Thanked
    6271 times

    Good News or Bad News ,,,,

    The nervous father sat waiting in the delivery room waiting area when the doctor came out and said " The delivery was successful, both mother and child are fine ,,,,,,, but,,,,

    Father,,, What do you mean " but " !!!!! ?

    Doctor,,, Well, which do you want first, the good news or the bad news ?

    Father,,, The good news !!!!

    Doctor,,, The child is not really normal,,,, what your wife delivered was a very large eye ball,,,,,

    Father,,, Oh my gawd !!!! what could be worse than that !!!! ?

    Doctor,,, Well, the doctor said ,,,,,,,






    "It's blind"


    Blaine, Mike 2010, moofy07 and 3 others like this.
    Team Old Pharts #179

    People who sneeze too much should not poke grass up their noses.

  2. #2
    Marlin Fanatic
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    South Florida
    Posts
    12,769
    Member #
    19834
    Thanked
    9286 times
    Blaine, skratch and moofy07 like this.
    If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”
    Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  3. #3
    Certified Gunnut
    Join Date
    Jul 2015
    Location
    atop a mountain in Tennessee
    Posts
    5,464
    Member #
    62763
    Thanked
    13537 times
    lol !!
    skratch and moofy07 like this.

  4. Remove Advertisements
    MarlinOwners.com
    Advertisements
     

  5. #4
    Contributing Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Alabama
    Posts
    2,135
    Member #
    18314
    Thanked
    2459 times
    You know when some one tells a lie.......We make comments like.. Lighting going to strike ya.....
    SKRATCH......Me thinks you getting awful close...... Awful close..........
    moofy07 and skratch like this.

  6. #5
    Gun Wizard
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    N. Central Arkansas
    Posts
    3,673
    Member #
    14177
    Thanked
    7309 times
    That's awful...but funny...in an awful way.....
    skratch and moofy07 like this.
    Team 22 Magnum ! #008

  7. #6
    Certified Gunnut
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Location
    Southeast Wisconsin
    Posts
    5,911
    Member #
    57298
    Thanked
    14141 times
    skratch and moofy07 like this.
    336A 30-30
    30AS 30-30
    XT-22

    Team 336 #1111
    Team Bolt Action Rimfire #24




  8. #7
    Esteemed Sharpshooter
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    New York, due to family ties
    Posts
    9,924
    Member #
    7026
    Thanked
    26638 times
    moofy07 and skratch like this.

    NEVER FORGET WTC

    Team 45-70 ~ #45
    Team 1894 ~ #86
    Team Browning ~ #41
    Team Old Pharts ~ #103
    Team Shotgun ~ #69
    Team Winchester ~ #28
    Team Remington ~ #21
    Team Wheelgun ~ #38


    H&R Trapdoor 45-70
    Marlin 1895 45-70 XLR
    Marlin 1894 44 Mag.
    Browning Superposed 12ga
    Browning BL 22 Grade 1 & 2
    Winchester Mod. 70
    Winchester Mod 94 (2)
    Winchester 1300
    Remington 700, 742, 1100
    NRA Life Member

    Firearms are like rabbits, they just seem to multiply.


  9. #8
    Platinum Poster
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    27,275
    Member #
    17057
    Thanked
    47576 times
    That's like the kid who was born with no body, no arms or legs. he rolls into the street and is hit by a car,............................................he should have quit while he was a head.
    skratch and stoeger9 like this.
    Team 45-70 Member No. 268
    Team 1894 Member No. 28
    Marlin League Member No. 24
    Team Old Pharts Member No. 88
    Team ANZMO Member No. 7
    Team Browning No. 73
    Team Southpaw No. 49


    THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS.

    45-70 Government. The Only Government I Trust.................Period.


Home | Forum | Active Topics | What's New | Subscribed Threads

Sponsored Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Similar Threads

  1. I have good news and bad news
    By montezumaz in forum Joke Forum / If you can't roll with the punches stay out of here.
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 07-03-2014, 06:10 PM
  2. Good News And Bad News
    By Brian in FL in forum Joke Forum / If you can't roll with the punches stay out of here.
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 09-09-2009, 12:14 PM
  3. Good news and bad news
    By Heavy Metal Guitar Hero in forum General Gun Related Off Topic Stuff
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 08-03-2009, 10:46 AM
  4. Good News And Bad News
    By Brian in FL in forum Joke Forum / If you can't roll with the punches stay out of here.
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-12-2009, 08:30 PM
  5. Good news and Bad news
    By WyoStillhunter in forum General Gun Related Off Topic Stuff
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 07-25-2007, 05:18 PM