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    Devil at Church

    One Sunday while everyone was seated in their pews, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the exits, running over one another in a frantic effort to get away from Satan. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman, who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, shore do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, shore ain't," said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, misery and agony for eternity?" continued Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little ticked off, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man replied calmly, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."

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    pretty funny. one technicality, according to the good book, satan ain't in charge of hell, but he sure will be on the short end of the stick there one day. the joke was funny though!
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    He must have been my ex wife's husband. Just about the correct # of years.
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    goodun !

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    Haha that's a good one, thank you for sharing it!
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