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Thread: A Grazing Mace ,,,,,,



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    A Grazing Mace ,,,,,,

    A short one,,, it's late...

    A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.
    One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.
    That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed,



    "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!



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    You know skratch you might warn peeps to stay away from ya on that one on account of the lighting bolt
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    That's so bad I started laughing out loud.
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    Sometimes silly works just fine!!!!!
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    That's just terrible but in a funny way ,
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    That is just wrong on soooooo many levels, bit I like it!!
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    hey Skratch, I posted this to keep your mind occupied so that you have other things to do.

    I hear that if you watch this for 2 hours straight that it will eventually miss the target.

    let us know if that is true OK buddy
    Last edited by Last Honest American; 12-18-2013 at 09:48 AM.
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    It has gotten to the point where I find every joke scratch posts to be funny. Is there no HOPE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Last Honest American View Post
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    hey Skratch, I posted this to keep your mind occupied so that you have other things to do.

    I hear that if you watch this for 2 hours straight that it will eventually miss the target.

    let us know if that is true OK buddy

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    Uhmmm, seems like "scratch" was a nick name for someone else. Oh, I recall, he was red, had horns and had a pointed tail...you're too funny!
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