I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
Middle aged, middle class, blue collar white guy. I hunt, fish, eat meat, wear the skins of animals for clothes and burn fossil fuels for fun and profit. Everything is my fault and I am OK with that.
Marlin League #36
I'm gonna try that!!
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"Lord, help me to be half the Man My Dog thinks I am"!
Seems you missed the board members of the Oil Companies. Those greedy gougers got near to $75 billion, in working man's money (taxpayer).
You may have overlooked the board members of GM. Those pigs got $50 billion, of taxpayer loot, to divvy up, in round after round of $400 million bonuses, each.
Think you may have missed Mr. Cheney. He gave his royal self, A ONE TRILLION DOLLAR GOING AWAY PRESENT! He only overcharged ($50/Happy Meal), spoiled meals, to our boys and girls, in Theater. (Iraq)
And he only murdered 18-24, (reports vary) of our boys and girls in ELECTRIFIED SHOWERS, IN THEATER! (Mr. Cheney only hires scab electricians, under trained, under qualified, and paid below minimum wage)
You forgot the banker and stockbroker. They got countless hundreds of billions of the working man's money (over and above what they routinely steal). FOR STEALING!
Duty is the sublimest word in the English language. Every man should desire to do his duty, no man should desire to do less. Robert E Lee.
Marlinitis Symptoms: More Daily!
Active rescuer of Marlin Rifles, S&W revolvers, 1911's, Mil/Surplus rifles, shotguns.............
....and the entire membership of the Muslim Brotherhood of Libya.
Some profess that they "aim to please". On the contrary, it pleases me to aim.
New simplified Tax form.
(a)How much did you make in 2012?
(b) Send it in.