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    New Species of Young Human Beings

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    Yes, you guessed it, it’s a new species of young human beings!

    They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus”

    Created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures,
    which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and and inability to ambulate, other than in an awkward shuffling gait.




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    I am pretty sure I read something, somewhere that when a dude wears his pants down that low, it means that he is sexually available to other males that like to drive from the back seat... Must be a prison inmate thing, if I remember correctly...

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    I am young (only 25), but I cannot stand when guys to this. It gives me hope though, even they cant outrun my fatness.
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    Re: New Species of Young Human Beings

    Quote Originally Posted by DWB View Post
    I am pretty sure I read something, somewhere that when a dude wears his pants down that low, it means that he is sexually available to other males that like to drive from the back seat... Must be a prison inmate thing, if I remember correctly...
    I heard that as well. Or read it somewhere.
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    It may be humanoids are reverting back to the neanderthal man

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    They are going backwards..................... see how they voted?........

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    I'm pretty sure it's really just a couple of midgets pretending to be one person...the midget on the bottom probably wears shoulder pads

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    Neanderthal Man never sank that low.

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    I just feel like kicking em up the arse.
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    What gets me is that they show up at a job interview dressed like that. I used to tell them to come back when they could dress like a grown up. Only about 10% came back.


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