Wyoming

[Sand Draw Jake]

Wyoming



Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have You been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made!"

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to
call it Earth, and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be
a hot spot. And over there I've placed a continent of white people,
while over here is a continent of black people."

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice".

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land
mass and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Wyoming, the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people
from Wyoming are going to be modest,intelligent and humorous and they
are Going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely
sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
them in Idaho, Colorado, South Dakota , Utah, and Montana."

[RugerCal480]

Like it, I like it, Jake ...but tell me why this modest, intelligent people don't ever want to stay home in such a beautiful place

"The people from Wyoming are going to be modest,intelligent and humorous and they are Going to be found traveling the world."

kinda makes ya wonder, er...wander....doesn't it?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sand Draw Jake]

This is what they teach you your freshman year at U of Wyo. My wife is from Nebraska, we always told her the only reason Nebraska was there is to keep people from Iowa away from Wyoming....Jake

[reflex264]

Well you got tater diggers in Idaho like Jayco so what is the yang in Wyoming? reflex264

[Sand Draw Jake]

Like it, I like it, Jake ...but tell me why this modest, intelligent people don't ever want to stay home in such a beautiful place

"The people from Wyoming are going to be modest,intelligent and humorous and they are Going to be found traveling the world."

kinda makes ya wonder, er...wander....doesn't it?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

The rarest thing in Wyoming, is a native born son, you fellers are very fortunate to have one that is a member of this forum.....it ain't me!!!!!
and RC480, We can only spend so much of our lifetime there, rest of the time ya gotta travel looking for somethin' better....everyone comes back eventully

[WyoXJ]

[jaycocreek]

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
them in Idaho,

O.K Jake...Remmember-You started it...

Jayco :lol: :lol:

[sore shoulder]

Wyoming



God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
them in Idaho, Colorado, South Dakota , Utah, and Montana."

Hey, the idiots moved here. Don't you know better than to throw rocks at the windows of your neighbors?

[Sand Draw Jake]

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
them in Idaho,

O.K Jake...Remmember-You started it...

Jayco :lol: :lol:

Actually, I didn't, start it by myself anyway, but aw hell, bring it on!

[jaycocreek]

Jayco