Geez, just unplug the tube! It's not worth the frustation. Me and a guy friend and a gal friend went out to the beach today and had coffee and dessert soaking up rays and feeling some HEAT! It was glorious!
But we had to leave after three hours 'cuz the guy friend had to go watch a ball game. . . .
. . . actually the gal friend got hungry which is why I had to leave too 'cuz I was her ride. Otherwise nothing could have dragged me off that beach!
So, Retro, you're a cantankerous ol' curmudgeon 'cuz you watch TV! Unplug! Tune Out! You'll be much happier, trust me!